Poking The Bear.

A few people have told me the parents of the girl who has presumed my last couple of posts have been about her are apparently going to the police about my blog if I post again. I find this hilarious. Before I start I'd just like to say that nothing I say here is an admission that the original post was about her or anyone in particular, it could have been fiction. Nor can you really link this post to the actual parents.

But what are they going to go to the police with, a guilty conscious? "My daughter is also fat, disloyal and dumb, so this blog must be about her!" I never mentioned any names on my blog, for the pure and simple fact that I don't want to be accused of harassing anyone. If it appears that any of the posts are directed at any one individual then that is nothing more that a coincidence and circumstantial evidence.

So, without further adieu, let's talk about Blumpkin again! Blumpkin, being the terrible human being, and friend, that she is fell out with Z (ex-girlfriend) again this weekend because she and I are remaining civil. That is right, how pathetic. So instead of going to Z and talking to her about it like any person with half a brain would do, again, she took to twitter and indirectly tweeted about the situation! I can't stress enough how much of a nimrod Blumpkin actually is. If any biologists or neurologists out there are reading this, please contact me to explain if it's possible for fat cells to actually attack and break down brain cells.

She claims to be this all-amazing friend that is always going to be there for Z but I presume that was all for show when you consider she doesn't even let Z talk to who she wants. These people are 18 years old, may I add.

This post isn't really going anywhere, I just wanted to highlight the lack of personal integrity in these people's lives. So if you want to sue me for assuming I'm writing about you or your family on my blog then by all means try. As my good friend said to me, the police will probably take the approach of "well, I was going to solve this murder but I'd better drop that for your fucking petty drama". Honestly, it baffles me why these people give a shit about this blog, I certainly don't and I'm the author.